When the examination was complete, he said "Now Doc, tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy." "Okay," said the man.
"Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle.
Afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? " The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it." About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.
When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.So, I wish there was a bridge from here to Hawaii." said the man. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand !Husband says 'sorry love, my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me ...' So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92 !Enjoy and make sure to add this page to your favourite section for easy reference in the future. First he wishes for a convertible, the genie says, "OK your wife gets double." Then he wishes for a million dollars, the genie says, "OK your wife gets double." Then his last wish is, "Beat me half to death."A man goes to see a wizard and says 'can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago ? Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. One because you were speeding and one because you didn't have your seat belt fastened." The man said, "I did too have my seat belt fastened. The Patrol Man said to the man\'s wife, "I know he didn't have his seatbelt fastened. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and says "I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife gets double." The man wishes for a new car.